If you're a Monty Python fan, you're no doubt familiar with the "News for parrots" segment:

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The real-life equivalent of this bit is the news story that details a local connection to a major local or international news story:

Channel 77: Milwaukee native Dan Harmon fired as 'Community' showrunner http://t.co/11Gfem5f
- 77 Square (@77square) May ( Read more... )

Ten types of cheese:

1. Savoyard
2. Parmesan
3. Red Leicester
4. Roquefort
5. Bresse-Bleu

Ten Yahoo! News articles with the headlines rewritten to clarify Jonathan Franzen's role in the story:

1. Chile rescue part halfway mark; Franzen not among those freed
2. SEC: Franzen not tied to firm sued for fraud
3. Franzen does not sign on to joint foreclosure probe
4. Franzen absent from final gubernatorial debate
5. Franzen faces no charges in ( Read more... )